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Bitch, Please. I'm From Baton Rouge.

Author: Offensive Journals

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-04

Total Pages: 122

ISBN-13: 9781655479168

Bitch, Please. I'm From Baton Rouge.: An Elegant Pastel Watercolor Composition Book for a Native Baton Rouge, Louisiana LA Resident Why use a boring black and white marbled composition book when you can write in one that talks shit to the person behind you in tasteful pastel watercolor font? This notebook features a snarky title showing your home town pride. Click on our brand to see other styles as well! 120 pages (60 sheets) Blank lined College ruled white colored paper Book dimensions: 7.5 in. x 9.25 in. (19.05 cm. x 23.5 cm.) Matte finish, soft cover Perfect composition book for taking notes, making lists, journaling, or a diary.

Baton Rouge Bingo

Author: Greg Herren

Publisher: Bold Strokes Books Inc

Published: 2013-10-14

Total Pages: 235

ISBN-13: 1602829969

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Bomb threats, murder, a tiger, animal rights, missing money—all in a day’s work for Scotty Bradley, P.I.! Scotty Bradley and his sexy boyfriends Colin and Frank are back, and this case is even more crazy and confusing than any of their previous ones! A simple trip up to Baton Rouge to bail his mother out of jail takes a dire turn when her best friend from college, animal rights activist Veronica Porterie, turns up murdered—and Mom hires the boys to find out who killed her! But nothing is as it seems in Veronica’s life and past, and soon the boys are involved in a treasure hunt like no other—because Scotty’s mom’s life hangs in the balance!

Never Fear - The Tarot

Author: Heather Graham

Publisher: Invoke Books

Published: 2016-10-30

Total Pages: 498

ISBN-13: 0997791209

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We asked twenty-six authors to write stories based on the Tarot, with the cards determining which stories the authors would write. Over the course of several months we reached out to some of the best genre authors and proposed our idea. Once we had our authors, we took a tarot deck and a list of all twenty-six names. We would read the author’s name, shuffle the deck, and draw a card. That tarot card and its traits were all the authors had to go on. The card was removed, the deck was reshuffled, and the next name was read off. This anthology contains twenty-six stories based on the twenty-two cards of the Major Arcana and the four cards of the Minor Arcana. Award-winning and New York Times bestselling authors combine their talents to deal out twenty-six dark tales influenced by the Tarot.

I Need a Bad Boy in My Life

Author: Ambria Davis

Publisher: Urban Renaissance

Published: 2022-11-29

Total Pages: 286

ISBN-13: 1645564002

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Keyon has been through more than enough drama in her young life. She tries to put as much distance between her and the past in Louisiana, taking the opportunity to move to Memphis with her longtime boyfriend, Casimere. Adjusting to their new home, Keyon thinks she’s finally getting the life that she deserves. But is she? Has she truly left behind all the things that caused her pain? Casimere has finally broken out, but it might not last long. Promising to leave his past behind, he soon finds out that old habits are hard to break. What he doesn’t know is that his well-buried secret is about to reveal itself in a shocking manner. Keyon and Casimere must both come to terms with the consequences of his actions. Will she forgive him, or will this be the final straw? Follow Keyon and Casimere on this bumpy ride and find out what it's really like with a bad boy in your life.

Gone South

Author: Robert McCammon

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2011-10-18

Total Pages: 531

ISBN-13: 1453231579

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A veteran’s moment of rage leads to a chase through the bayou in this tale of “jackhammer suspense” by the New York Times–bestselling author of Swan Song (Kirkus Reviews). Two decades after he finished serving his country in the jungles of Southeast Asia, Dan Lambert still pays the price. As he hustles for construction work in the heat of a brutal Louisiana summer, Dan tries to ignore the pounding in his head—a constant reminder of the Agent Orange–caused leukemia which will soon end his life. And now the bank wants to repossess his truck. His attempt to reason with the loan officer does not get him far. Dan loses himself in rage, and for a moment is back in the jungle again. When he comes out of his bloodlust, he has shot the banker through the chest. There is nothing to do but run. On his trail are two peculiar bounty hunters: a onetime Siamese twin and a heavyset Elvis impersonator. To save his own life, Dan is going to have to remember why it was worth living in the first place.

Fat White Vampire Blues

Author: Andrew Fox

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Published: 2003-07-01

Total Pages: 354

ISBN-13: 0345464443

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He’s undead, overweight, and can’t get a date Vampire, nosferatu, creature of the night—whatever you call him—Jules Duchon has lived (so to speak) in New Orleans far longer than there have been drunk coeds on Bourbon Street. Weighing in at a whopping four hundred and fifty pounds, swelled up on the sweet, rich blood of people who consume the fattiest diet in the world, Jules is thankful he can’t see his reflection in a mirror. When he turns into a bat, he can’t get his big ol’ butt off the ground. What’s worse, after more than a century of being undead, he’s watched his neighborhood truly go to hell—and now, a new vampire is looking to drive him out altogether. See, Jules had always been an equal opportunity kind of vampire. And while he would admit that the blood of a black woman is sweeter than the blood of a white man, Jules never drank more than his fair share of either. Enter Malice X . Young, cocky, and black, Malice warns Jules that his days of feasting on sisters and brothers are over. He tells Jules he’d better confine himself to white victims—or else face the consequences. And then, just to prove he isn’t kidding, Malice burns Jules’s house to the ground. With the help of Maureen, the morbidly obese, stripper-vampire who made him, and Doodlebug, an undead cross-dresser who (literally) flies in from the coast—Jules must find a way to contend with the hurdles that life throws at him . . . without getting a stake through the heart. It’s enough to give a man the blues.

Beautiful Deception

Author: Kabelo

Publisher: Stephanie Bruer

Published: 2015-08-30

Total Pages: 50

ISBN-13:

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In the heart of New Orleans, Louisiana, Malik Johnson and his two childhood friends Mac and Blaze are the owners of Club Exotics "the hottest strip in New Orleans!" As they branch off in different directions, Blaze heads down the road of being the next biggest drug kingpin, while Mac tries to stay level minded and remain focus on the club. As for Malik, he gets married and have three children, but he realized things are not always as they seem when it comes to family, lies and murder. If he's not careful, his newly found relationship may bring death to them all.

New Orleans Connection Series

Author: Kathy Ivan

Publisher: Kathy Ivan

Published: 2016-11-17

Total Pages:

ISBN-13:

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New Orleans Connection Series Books 1–3: Connor’s Gamble, Relentless Pursuit, Ultimate Betrayal

Connor’s Gamble

Author: Kathy Ivan

Publisher: Ink Lion Books

Published: 2014-03-18

Total Pages: 236

ISBN-13:

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The last thing firefighter Connor Scott expects is to find himself stuck on a bus loaded with senior citizens and his ex-wife. Sparks fly and passions reawaken, but a sinister threat from Connor's past thrusts them into a perilous game of cat-and-mouse. Time is running out to save the woman he loves before the ruthless killer strikes again. "Kathy Ivan’s books are addictive, you can’t read just one.” Susan Stoker, NYT Bestselling Author "Kathy Ivan has crafted warm, engaging characters that will steal your heart and a mystery that will keep you reading to the very last page." Barb Han, USA TODAY and Publisher's Weekly Bestselling Author “This is the first I have read from Kathy Ivan and it won't be the last.” Night Owl Reviews

She Drives Me Crazy

Author: Kelly Quindlen

Publisher: Roaring Brook Press

Published: 2021-04-20

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 1250209161

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“A little sweet, a little sharp.” —Booklist, starred review High school nemeses fall in love in Kelly Quindlen's She Drives Me Crazy, a queer YA rom com perfect for fans of Becky Albertalli and Casey McQuiston. After an embarrassing loss to her ex-girlfriend in their first basketball game of the season, seventeen-year-old Scottie Zajac gets into a fender bender with the worst possible person: her nemesis, Irene Abraham, head cheerleader for the Fighting Reindeer. Irene is as mean as she is beautiful, so Scottie makes a point to keep her distance. When the accident sends Irene’s car to the shop for weeks’ worth of repairs and the girls are forced to carpool, their rocky start only gets bumpier. But when an opportunity arises for Scottie to get back at her toxic ex—and climb her school’s social ladder—she bribes Irene into an elaborate fake- dating scheme that threatens to reveal some very real feelings. From author Kelly Quindlen comes a new laugh-out-loud romp through the ups and downs of teen romance, perfect for fans of Becky Albertalli.