An American Comedian Lost In Bavaria

An American Comedian Lost In Bavaria PDF

Author: Lois Bromfield

Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers

Published: 2022-10-31

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 1398407178

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Travelling is one of the great pleasures in life. You are completely anonymous which means you can act like an idiot, say stupid things, wear a big ugly T-shirt, then go home and brag about how savvy you are. But when you live in a foreign country, you’re an idiot 24 hours a day. The language is the first hurdle, good luck with that. The few things you get right celebrate them, post them on FB for your friends to see. So they think you’re doing well in your new life living abroad. After a few years, your friends will say things like “I could never live in a foreign country” and you will become defensive. “Good, then don’t move here.” But don’t give up on acclimating, over time things will get better. You will start to learn new words in another language, then use them inappropriately which will make people laugh. You’ll make new friends who you can’t talk to because a simple sentence takes forever, and no one has an hour to listen to you. People will start to wave to avoid talking to you. If you’re lucky some will speak your language and you’ll stick to them like glue. You’ll know you’re beginning to fit in when you stop asking for ketchup. But no matter what you do or how long you stay, you’ll always be a fish out of water.

Bamba Zonke

Bamba Zonke PDF

Author: Marion Stenton

Publisher: Austin Macauley

Published: 2021-09-30

Total Pages: 156

ISBN-13: 9781398400368

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Marion's story covers four emigrations to Rhodesia and Zimbabwe totalling nineteen years, over four decades. It is a story of experiencing the gradual change from an orderly prosperous country to the country it had become when she finally left in the late 1980s. Rhodesia was known as the bread basket of Africa where there was work, food, education and opportunity for all. There was respect for the customs of the indigenous population and an acknowledgement for the need to integrate. They said it was God's own country. It was also viewed as a rich prize by external forces and a terrorist war was to change everything. This story attempts to catalogue a life changing experience by the entire population when democracy fails.

White Slave

White Slave PDF

Author: Charles 'big Chick' Huntsberry

Publisher: Austin Macauley

Published: 2020-05-29

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 9781788485944

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A man who is 6'6" and nearly 400 pounds casts a big shadow. Charles 'Big Chick' Huntsberry lived beneath his own shadow. He always set out to be the best at what he was doing, to be the top dog. When Chick wins an arm-wrestling contest, it leads him to a profession as a bouncer at the big campus bar. Rumours start to spread about the huge bouncer at the club. Chick starts hearing stories about a guy who would fight a whole motorcycle club and turn over cars. The person in these stories turns out to be Chick himself. An old bouncing associate calls Chick and tells him about a music artist who is looking for a bodyguard. Chick, needing a change, tries it out. The rest is music history.