Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons PDF

Author: Scott Adams

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 1994-03-03

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 9780836217582

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From mountain and valley, from hill and dale, people are asking, "How can I have more Dilbert in my life?" Help is at hand with a blast from the past in Scott Adams' very first compilation of Dilbert comic strips, Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons. It is tempting to compare Adams' work to that of Leonardo da Vinci. The differences are striking. Adams displays good jokes and strong character development, whereas da Vinci has been skating for years on his ability to do shading. Advantage: Adams. And though it may seem boorish to point this out, da Vinci wrote backwards. And he's dead. Advantage: Adams. The choice is clear. Fans looking for a book which will stand the test of time, even beyond the time you spend flipping through it in the bookstore (for which the author receives no royalties whatsoever), should buy this book. Those who are not good comparison shoppers can buy the Mona Lisa.

Shave The Whales

Shave The Whales PDF

Author: Scott Adams

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 1994-04

Total Pages: 138

ISBN-13: 9780836217407

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Another collection of comics about the work-place antics of Dilbert and his co-workers.

Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel

Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel PDF

Author: Scott Adams

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2003-10-21

Total Pages: 372

ISBN-13: 006052149X

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Back after a four–year hiatus, New York Times bestselling author Scott Adams presents an outrageous look at work, home and everyday life in his new book, Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel. Building on Dilbert's theory that 'All people are idiots', Adams now says, 'All people are idiots. And they are also weasels.' Just ask anyone who worked at Enron. In this book, Adams takes a look into the Weasel Zone, the giant grey area between good moral behaviour and outright felonious activities. In the Weasel Zone, where most people reside, everything is misleading, but not exactly a lie. Building on his popular comic strip, Adams looks into work, home and everyday life and exposes the way of the weasel for everyone to see. With appearances from all the regular comic strip characters, Adams and Dilbert are at the top of their game – master satirists who expose the truth while making us laugh our heads off.

Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless

Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless PDF

Author: Scott Adams

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 1993-08

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 9780836217377

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Dogbert, the domineering pet of a nerdy engineer in the nationally syndicated Dilbert comic strip, gives advice on such diverse niceties as elevator etiquette, rudeness warning signs, discouraging a serial talker, and knowing what to say about open zippers and bad hairpieces.

Random Acts of Management

Random Acts of Management PDF

Author: Scott Adams

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2000-03

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9780740704536

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In Random Acts of Management, cartoonist Scott Adams offers sardonic glimpses once again into the lunatic office life of DILBERT, Dogbert, Wally, and others, as they work in an all-too-believably ludicrous setting filled with incompetent management, incomprehensible project acronyms, and minuscule raises. Everyone, it seems, identifies with DILBERT, who struggles to navigate the constant tribulations of absurd company policies and idiot management strategies. Syndicated since 1989, DILBERT appears in more than 1,900 newspapers in fifty-seven countries. DILBERT also appears in his own weekly television show, and on calendars, greeting cards, and Dilberitos.

Casual Day Has Gone Too Far

Casual Day Has Gone Too Far PDF

Author: Scott Adams

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 1997-03

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9780836228991

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A collection of black-and-white cartoon strips about life in the business world featuring Dilbert, the harassed engineer, and his friends.

Journey to Cubeville

Journey to Cubeville PDF

Author: Scott Adams

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 1998-08

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 9780836267457

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Dilbert and his co-workers continue to navigate a never-ending maze of mission-statement rhetoric, futile team-building exercises, and the torments of Dogbert.

God's Debris

God's Debris PDF

Author: Scott Adams

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2004-09

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 9780740747878

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In God's Debris, best-selling author and creator of Dilbert Scott Adams fashioned a thought-provoking exploration of life's great mysteries (everything from quantum physics and God to psychic phenomena and dating) that quickly captured the attention and imaginations of readers everywhere. The intriguing story of a deliveryman who meets the world's smartest person and learns the secret of reality is threaded with a variety of hypnosis techniques that Adams, a certified hypnotist, used to induce a feeling of euphoric enlightenment in readers to mirror the main character's feelings as he discovers the true nature of the universe.Launched to coincide with the hardcover publication of its sequel, The Religion War (see opposite page), this first paperback edition of God's Debris will soon make the leap to a broader audience. As Adams designed it, the book will "make your brain spin around inside your skull" and drive readers toward The Religion War as they seek to confirm or deny the dizzying impressions and chaotic memories of reading God's Debris.The book provides one of the most compelling visions of reality ever experienced on the printed page. Along the way, readers will enjoy the Thought Experiment: Trying to discover what's wrong with the sage's explanation of reality. This is a book, as Adams says, to be shared and savored with smart friends.

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