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A MisreadBible Christmas

Author: J. R. Eldridge

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2019-04-28

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 0244181187

The Nativity During the reign of King Herod of Judaea, an unwed teenage virgin called Mary is impregnated with a magical baby by the Holy Spirit. She and her fianc� Joseph travel to Bethlehem for a preposterous census, and Mary has to give birth in a stable. Meanwhile, a group of stargazing magi, who have traipsed hundreds of miles after a star, inadvertently inform the king of Judaea of the Messiah's birth. Herod's Christmas Carol King Herod, the infamous baby massacring tyrant of the nativity, is recast as Scrooge. On the day that would come to be known as Christmas Eve, he is haunted by the ghost of his dead wife Mariamne who has come to deliver a warning. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a journey to his past, present, and future. Will the king heed the spirits' message and mend his ways, or will he forever be the villain that the Bible portrays him to be? Bonus Parodies of A Visit from St. Nicholas and a selection of Christmas carols, and some nativity themed tweets.

MisreadBible Christmas

Author: Eldridge J. R. (author)

Publisher:

Published: 1901

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781005163501

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The MisreadBible: Book of Moses

Author: J. R. Eldridge

Publisher: J. R. Eldridge

Published: 2021-01-06

Total Pages: 351

ISBN-13:

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Four hundred years after their entry into Egypt, God’s chosen people have managed to get themselves all enslaved. How can the omnipotent creator of the Universe free his people from bondage and deliver them to the promised land? By sending a random shepherd with a speech impediment to repeatedly threaten Pharaoh, that’s how. In this satirical retelling of the biblical books of Exodus to Deuteronomy, the long-suffering Moses leads a tribe of grumbling Israelites through the desert whilst trying to appease a petulant deity who turns smitey at the drop of a hat. Will he ever reach the promised land? Will there be any Israelites left unsmitten by the time he gets there? And what exactly is the Lord’s beef with yeast anyway?

The MisreadBible: Gospel

Author: J. R. Eldridge

Publisher: J. R. Eldridge

Published: 2022-01-14

Total Pages: 404

ISBN-13:

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In first century Galilee, a humble carpenter is given some rather unusual news: he is the Son of God! Leaving his home, family, and carpentry business, Jesus of Nazareth travels to Peraea to learn the ways of the Dunker from his barmy hermit cousin John, who has a penchant for plunging people into water. Returning to Galilee, he calls together a posse of twelve random dudes and begins his father’s mission to preach the Kingdom of God (whatever that means). Along the way, he heals the sick, casts out demons, gives bizarre ranting sermons, and amasses a following. But little does he know that a much bigger destiny awaits him…

The Max Lucado Christmas Collection

Author: Max Lucado

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 2009-09-28

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 1418573825

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Christmas is best pondered, not with logic, but with imagination. In the mystery of Christmas we find its majesty. The mystery of how God became flesh, why he chose to come, and how he must love his people. Such mysteries can never be solved, just as Love can never be diagrammed. Three Christmas novellas: An Angel’s Story, The Christmas Candle, The Christmas Child A charming collection centered around the love and mystery of Christmas Perfect for reading aloud and spreading quick holiday cheer

The Case for Christmas

Author: Lee Strobel

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 0310266297

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Lots of people view it as a warm, vibrant season when decent people full of the Christmas spirit celebrate what's best about humanity. Yet when you consider the loneliness, sorrow, personal struggles, and broken relationships that haunt this brightest of holidays for so many people, and the consumerism that taints it, you have to wonder: If this is as good as it gets, what's the point?

God's Little Christmas Book

Author: Honor Books

Publisher: Honor Books

Published: 1999-09

Total Pages: 104

ISBN-13: 9781562927615

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"That wonderful night in Bethlehem, God declared His love for mankind when His Sacred Covenant became flesh and blood--Emmanuel!No wonder angels rejoiced, shepherds bowed in awe, and wise men traveled so far to give gifts! They all recognized the significance of this Holy Birth, which was hidden in Scripture from the beginning of time.Through beauty and diversity, God's Little Christmas Book is designed to create a sense of celebration and praise for God's gracious gift--our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!"

Jesus Listens--for Advent and Christmas, with Full Scriptures

Author: Sarah Young

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 2023-10-03

Total Pages: 177

ISBN-13: 1400244250

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This devotional collection of prayers and reflections from Sarah Young's bestselling Jesus Listens and Jesus Calling prepares your spirit for the Savior's coming, helps you spend the days of Advent and Christmas with intentionality, and carries you into the New Year with your heart and mind fixed on Jesus. Enjoy more peaceful moments this holiday season with Jesus Listens—for Advent and Christmas. This inspirational holiday devotional also includes Scripture verses, and words of hope from God's heart to yours. Jesus Listens—for Advent and Christmas is ideal for: Anyone longing to draw closer to Jesus during the Advent and Christmas season. Those who are looking for comfort, calm, and peace in place of the holiday bustle. Families who want to cultivate a tradition of Advent prayers and devotions together. This full-color prayer book includes: Prayers, reflections, and Bible verses based on the Christmas story and prophecies of Jesus' birth. Stunning seasonal illustrations, making this holiday treasure a beautiful gift or keepsake. As you pray Scripture throughout this holiday season, you'll experience not only God's answers, but also how prayer connects you to God, changes your heart, and brings peace and joy to one of the greatest celebrations of the year. Enjoy Sarah Young's other Christmas books: Jesus Calling for Christmas Jesus Calling: The Story of Christmas (picture book) Jesus Calling: The Story of Christmas (board book) Jesus Calling Advent and Christmas Prayers

An Even Better Christmas

Author: Matt Chandler

Publisher: The Good Book Company

Published: 2018-10-01

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 1784983519

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Discover how to make your Christmas even better than all the hype Christmas is great-in fact, it's better than all the commercial hype! In the midst of the gift-buying, make-everybody-happy, food-gorging craziness that is Christmas, Matt Chandler helps us stop... breathe... and refocus our hearts. In his uniquely humorous, honest style, Matt shows us that God gets involved with us, gives us joy and is worth our trust. And this joy and peace is not just for Christmas, it lasts all year round and into eternity.

My Christmas Book

Author: F. W. Boreham

Publisher:

Published: 2015-11-25

Total Pages: 110

ISBN-13: 9780983287599

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F. W. Boreham is a master at seeing glory in the commonplace, a little like what we behold in the Incarnation-God in flesh appearing.