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The Dangerous Book for Dogs

Author: Joe Garden

Publisher: Villard

Published: 2008-12-18

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 0307494713

A LAUGH-OUT-LOUD PARODY: AN lLLUSTRATED GUIDE FOR--AND BY--DOGS, UNLOCKING THE MYSTERIES OF DOGHOOD AND TEACHING THEM HOW TO DO THE VERY ACTIVITIES THAT HUMAN SOCIETY SAYS ARE WRONG. The Dangerous Book for Dogs asks a simple question: isn't there more to being a dog than wearing a mini cashmere sweater and riding around in a $400 evening clutch? What about the simple pleasures of life -- feeling the wind in your fur, digging up the grass beneath your paws, smelling another dog's butt? Isn't that part of the great joy of being a dog? Written (with help) by dogs and for dogs, The Dangerous Book For Dogs provides insight on everything from the tastiest styles of shoes to chew to the proper method for terrorizing squirrels. It also contains portraits of noble dogs throughout history, the mysteries of cats and humans, and everything else your dog ever wanted to know but was afraid to ask–like how to make toys out of human's household items, or how to escape from a humiliating reindeer costume. Generously illustrated with drawings by cartoonist Emily Flake, this hilarious parody is for good dogs, bad dogs, and the millions of people who love them. Rex and Sparky wrote this parody without authorization (because they are dogs and they do what they want.)

The Daring Book for Dogs

Author: Joe Garden

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 216

ISBN-13: 9780007267309

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It's time to jump out of the handbag and take control of the lead. From the same kennel as The Dangerous Book for Boys, this hilarious doggy equivalent barks one simple question: What's happened to us?! Designer dog beds? Organic gluten free gourmet doggie biscuits? Spa treatments? Everyone likes to be pampered now and then - but isn't there more to being a dog than wearing a mini cashmere sweater and riding around in a Louis Vuitton handbag? What about the simple pleasures of life - feeling the wind in your fur, digging up the grass beneath your paws, smelling another dog's bottom? Isn't that part of the great joy of being a dog? This book is for good dogs, bad dogs, and the millions of people who love them, either way, but owners will no doubt recognize their own lovable pets, and maybe themselves, in these pages. After all, so many people talk to their dogs, they might as well read to them, and learn a little something in the process. Chapters include: Foul Smells Every Dog Should Roll In, What's Edible?, How to Bury a Bone, Building a Bed out of Laundry, Escaping the Lead, Dogs in Literature, Courageous Dogs in History, Formal Rules of Fetch, Enhancing Your Walk and Amazing Bath Time Escapes. The Dangerous Book for Boys tapped into a male desire to recapture a back-to-basics sense of fun. Now, a boy's sense of fun is perfectly fine, but a dog's sense of fun is hilarious. Leg-humping, bottom-sniffing and tail-chasing - these are not just the bedrock of dog life; they are the bedrock of comedy.

Eminent Dogs, Dangerous Men

Author: Donald McCaig

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2014-07-15

Total Pages: 171

ISBN-13: 1497630258

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The bestselling author of Nop’s Trials presents the true story of his search for the perfect sheepdog In April of 1988, Donald McCaig traveled to Scotland to buy a young, well-bred female sheepdog to raise and train for use on his three-hundred-acre Virginia farm. He knew exactly what he wanted: a Scottish border collie, considered the best sheepdog in the world because the breed is hardworking, smart, strong, and fast, with unique personalities. McCaig attends dog trials and meets numerous trainers, fellow shepherds, and top handlers before he finally finds Gael. From his heartfelt prayers that Gael will pass her eye exam to his faithful sheepdog Pip’s reaction to the new bitch on the farm, Eminent Dogs, Dangerous Men chronicles McCaig’s journey through the Scottish highlands, where border collies have been bred since the seventeenth century, and illuminates the ennobling bond between humans and dogs. This ebook contains sixteen pages of photos.

Bandit

Author: Vicki Hearne

Publisher: Skyhorse

Published: 2011-02-11

Total Pages: 379

ISBN-13: 1626366748

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Employing a unique combination of psychology, philosophy, sociology, and dog training theory, Vicki Hearne recounts her experiences with Bandit, a dog deemed so dangerous that the state of Connecticut condemned him to death. Hearne rescued Bandit and was soon entrenched in a legal battle that extended well beyond his case as she fought to prove that no dog is inherently vicious. She quickly discovered the factors that contributed to Bandit's behavior and set about releasing the essentially "good dog" that lay within.

Danger the Dog Yard Cat

Author: Libby Riddles

Publisher: Sasquatch Books

Published: 1997-07-29

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 0934007098

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In 1985 Libby Riddles became the first woman to win the grueling 1049-mile Iditarod Sled Dog Race from Anchorage to Nome, Alaska. She won after risking her life in a dangerous winter storm that swept across the sea ice of Norton Sound, pinning her team down for hours. Now she introduces us to her cat, Danger, the coolest lead cat in Iditarod history, in this whimsical and musical tale of the far north. Libby lives with 11-year-old Danger and 57 sled dogs a few miles out of Nome. Ages 5 and up. This book is part of PAWS IV Publishing.

A Dangerous Book for Dogs

Author: Bandit

Publisher:

Published: 2016-01-24

Total Pages: 146

ISBN-13: 9781939220325

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Eat this book! Bury it, hide it, or give it to another favorite canine pal, but "A Dangerous Book for Dogs" should not be allowed to fall into the paws of humans. Don't reveal all the goodies that Bandit, a fabulous "Furever" dog, has compiled for your eyes only. Here it is... the definitive collection of training tips, human behavior modification techniques, and super secrets to happiness... all from his own experiences and those of his buddies. It's all here to make your human healthier and happier. This fast read zooms you to the top and making your humans the best on the block... with improvement ideas to make them better at napping, playing, giving you goodies, and more. You'll learn why humans are so dog-gone tough to understand sometimes and how to deal with the "name game." The secrets are revealed... no more guessing about how to get the instant belly rub or toy or doors opened and closed on our command. Also within these scrumptious pages are plenty of delightful stories, illustrating how we dogs are more adept at many skills, such as experiencing changes, being kind and loyal, and loving unconditionally. Get ready for fun, fur, and frivolous giggles. Plus Bandit includes four FREE Bonus Treats... "Food & Treat Safety," "More Secrets to Happiness," "Great Resources," and "Careers for Dog Lovers." Bandit says you deserve these goodies because you've been so good!

Dogs Bite

Author: Janis Bradley

Publisher: James & Kenneth Publishers

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781888047189

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Dogs are dangerous. And they are more dangerous to children than to adults. Not as dangerous of course, as kitchen utensils, drapery cords, five-gallon water buckets, horses, or cows. Not nearly as dangerous as playground equipment, swimming pools, skateboards, or bikes. And not remotely as dangerous as family, friends, guns, or cars.

My Dog Doesn't Bite

Author: Mark S. Mathusa

Publisher: Bookbaby

Published: 2016-04-07

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781682229286

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To protect adults and children from canine attack, a Florida veterinarian presents the facts about dangerous dogs and their irresponsible owners -- Adapted from page [4] of cover.

Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids

Author: Jennifer Berman

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2000-09

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9780740709876

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If you've ever wondered why some people treat their dogs like they were their children, you may find the answer in Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids, a tongue-in-cheek look at the pros and cons of having dogs instead of kids.Full-color cartoons portray the best-and most annoying-attributes of both dogs and kids, playing up the most defining qualities of both. Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids is a humorous and heartwarming look at the best and worst of both species: Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids o Dogs are housebroken by the time they're 12 weeks old. o The cute phase of a dog lasts its whole life.Why Kids Are Better Than Dogs o Kids are easier to bathe.o Kids can tell you when they're about to throw up in the car Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids also explores the traits dogs and kids have in common. For instance¿ o Both suffer from selective deafness. o Both like to hang out of car windows.