Author: Elsa Barnes
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 2018-12-09
Total Pages: 55
ISBN-13: 9781791340919
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27 modern relationship coupons. The perfect Christmas gift or Valentine's Day present for any woman. How to use this book: 1. Rip out the page with the coupon you want to redeem. 2. Crumple it into a ball. 3. Throw it at your partner's head. "These are pretty funny. I'm going to use these." - Kelly Baker "Did you get these ideas from my life? Because all of this stuff is me. Love it." - Catherine Alfonsi Example - This coupon is valid for: A junk food shopping spree and you don't say a f#cking word about the calories. I want chocolate. And other stuff. And I love you and I know we said we'd eat healthy this month but I swear to God if a single carrot stick hits the basket I'm gonna lose it. Also, you're driving. Example - This coupon is valid for: Wandering around a trendy spot with neat shops that specialize in olive oil, hot sauce, and wooden paddles used for either pizza or maybe spanking. We'll stop for coffee and split a giant cookie. I'll eat 80% of it and you'll shut your stupid mouth about the unequal distribution of resources.