Lanterna Rally

Author: Tex. I. Dermist

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Published: 1914-08-20

Total Pages: 101

ISBN-13: 9780990697510

This No 1 Best Smelling book reveals 101 uncensored, black and white uses for a dead snake.These pages are full of deliriously daft, silly, wacky, weird, strange, bizarre, and sometimes very black cartoons suggesting innumerable devious and surprising applications for a deceased "hydrus, vipera, anguis, serpens." Tex I. Dermist, the world renowned cartoonist and creator of this priceless but ridiculously cheap book, spent many years diligently studying each one of the peculiar 101 dead snake uses suggested herein and, today, he has finally concluded that a couple of them almost work. His detailed cartoons show precisely what you can end up with when cartoon snakes are trained to appear lifeless in situations that no one in their right mind really cares about or would ever want to duplicate.The professionally trained snakes included in this illustrious book were amply rewarded for their participation and even inspired a new cartoon book that Tex will release shortly called "1 Use for a Dead Mouse." You can be assured that this very unusual and eye popping book will make a great outhouse book, coffee, or latte table book for visitors who have some time to spare.More especially dinner guests of all descriptions that need to be entertained for a few minutes before being called to the table for their food will thank you for your wonderful literary tastes and serpentine sensitivities.This book also makes a perfect Christmas or Birthday gift for anyone that normally reads only two or three pages of a book per year. Next time you are left wondering what to do with a dead snake don't hesitate to turn to this superlative reference e-book and add even more confusion to your quest to find the perfect answer.You will not be disappointed, bewildered and amused yes, but disappointed no. As Tex's mother always used to say, this book is "cheap at half the price." Buy two and get twice the laughs.Pass them on as gifts to everyone you know or don't know and double and maybe triple your friends on Facebook in just a few hours.This book is even guaranteed to be more effective in inducing hysterical fits of laughter than five tickling sticks all working simultaneously on various parts of your anatomy, or your money back.